Poor Pluto!
Pluto’s stars have never been right. In Larry Niven’s “World of Ptaws”, Pluto was supposed to be knocked out by an interstellar craft. In Rick Random comic book story of the 50’s Pluto was exploded.
Mickey Mouse’s famous dog was chosen to be called Pluto. While Goofy and Pluto, both are dogs, Goofy can walk and talk like a human being but Pluto cannot!! Also, until the summer of 1974, Pluto used to feature along with Goofy in a comic strip called “Goofy and also Pluto”. But soon after, the comic strip was merged with “Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse” to become “Donald, Mickey and also Goofy” dropping the name of poor Pluto!!
The officials of Pluto were not available for their immediate comment; similar was the case with the other planets of the Solar Union. A Pluto mission has been dispatched by NASA to find out how the Plutonians feel about being thrown out of the solar system. The answer would take 30 years to come, so we can only guess what they (the plutonians) feel about this. “We have lodged a strong protest. We are shocked at the incident; this is not in keeping friendly relations. The response that we expect from the earthlings must be self-evident”.
But similar missions for other planets could not be sent as the Bush administration was not interested in things that do not deal with oil. President Bush declared that Earth is the only planet that really matters and that the other planets were not really needed. He hinted at adopting the Copernican Helio-centric theory. He also said that former outer planets that are unlikely to have oil reserves will simply be relegated to a new class of space objects known as “Stuff we cant see or benefit from, so who cares”.
Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh said that he has Bush’s assurance in this matter. However, if extraneous elements, not envisaged by him, found their way into it, he would draw appropriate conclusions.
Darrell Hair offered to comment if he was given $500,000 which we obviously did not.
Mr. Arjun Singh said that this was a perfect example of why reservation should be adopted for minorities and he urged that a bill be passed in the IAU for reservation of 50% seats of the Solar Union for minority planets.
This statement caused a heavy stir in the medicos and other engineering institutes who got yet another reason to bunk classes and stop going to offices.
The Telangana leaders said that they were already on a hunger strike for the want of a separate Telangana and could not afford another one, as they had not eaten anything for 3 days and were planning to end their strike very soon before the “buy 1 get 1 free” offer of Mc Donald’s ceased.
The Left claimed that as long as Mars is given the status of a planet, it is not their problem. The director of IIT Kharagpur, Prof SKD (who prefers to be called himself by his full name, which I will not) provided us with the following statement (obviously written by somebody else)
“Dear Friends
Prof SKD,
Director of You-Know-Where”